The night has drawn in….
You can hear the gurgling, growling sounds outside in the street….
The hordes have begun to take over….
In cases like this you hold yourself up with a 6 pack of beer, a baseball bat with spikes through it (or in my case a heavy-duty crowbar), and some decent music. Then you play it loud screaming out from your window “Zombie Hordes….. come out to PLAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!”
Of course they may not be real zombies, just drunken party goers, but you can never be too safe. Best just to cave their skulls in, to be extra sure….