Name: Bob Cluness
Age: Timeless. Dorian Gray was based on my life apparently…
Location: Reykjavik, Iceland
Why the Fuck am i here?: After meeting the lovely Sigga and marrying her, we decided to move to Iceland. But right away thing don´t seem the same. They look like you and smell like you. but they most certainly don´t talk like you or act like you. I knew i was literally an alien in a foreign land. This is a totally non-sensical description of living up here. Oh and LOL-Cats most likely…..